Things Flight Attendants Should Never Say to Passengers

As I board the plane home from Florida, I lift my bag and place it down loudly by accident. I jokingly say to the flight attendant, “I have arrived.”
She retorts, “You are here.”
Me: “I wish I were here. I’m way in the back.”
Her: “That’s good.”
Me: “It is?”
Her: “Yeah, you have a higher chance of survival.”
Me: “Jesus!”
Her: “I’m just being honest.”
Me: “Thank you.”

Comforting words as I board my flight. 🙄

I landed. There was no way I was posting that before we took off.


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