Thank G-d for deadlines.

Without them, I’d get nothing done. Seriously. I put the “pro” in “procrastinating.”

• I delay entering expenses (mostly paper receipts) until a few weeks before April 15 (Ugh, adulting)

• I wait until only a couple weeks before to book a flight (Oy, too many choices)

• I edit and go over my stories seconds before I hit the stage (I hate rehearsing)